Muhammad Irfan
ZIKR-E-SHAB-E-FIRAQ SE WAHASHAT USE BHI THI

ZIKR-E-SHAB-E-FIRAQ SE WAHASHAT USE BHI THI
MERI TARAH KISI SE MUHABBAT USE BHI THI

MUJH KO BHI SHAUQ THA NAYE CHEHRON KI DID KA
RASTA BADAL K CHALNE KI ADAT USE BHI THI

US RAT DER TAK WO RAHA MAHW-E-GUFTAGU
MASRUF MAIN BHI KAM THA FARAGAT USE BHI THI

SUNATA THA WO BHI SAB SE PURANI KAHANIYAN
TAZA RAFAQATON KI ZARURAT USE BHI THI

MUJH SE BICHAR K SHAHAR MAIN GHUL MIL GAYA WO SHAKHS
HALANKE SHAHAR BHAR SE RAQABAT USE BHI THI

WO MUJH SE BARH K ZABT KA ADI THA JI GAYA
WARNA HAR EK SANS QAYAMAT USE BHI THI
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Muhammad Irfan
Three contractors,
  1. from Pakistan,
  2. from Germany
  3. from England
are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it

The English contractor:
takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labor and $100 profit for me."

The German contractor:
also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Pakistani contractor
: doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official incredulously says
, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the Pakistani explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

Guess who got the contract........................!!


Muhammad Irfan
There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion (85% of his fortune) to charity.

  1. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:
  2. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
  3. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
  4. He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
  5. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
  6. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
  7. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.
  8. He has given his CEO's only two rules.
    • Rule number 1: Do not lose any of your share holder's money.
    • Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
  9. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.
  10. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
  11. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself."

Muhammad Irfan
As of today all personnel will be expected to look happy at work. Rubber bands and paper clips will be provided at no cost.
  1. Workload getting to you?
  2. Feeling stressed?
  3. Too many Priority 1 assignments?
Here is the new low cost way to cope with multiple Priority 1 assignments!

Take 2 paperclips and rubber bands. Fig. 1


Assemble them as shown on the picture. Fig. 2


Apply as shown in fig 3.

Enjoy your day.
This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of the day with a smile on your face!


Muhammad Irfan
This will save your eyes, as life is not worth living without the eyes.

Step I: After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.


Step II: Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.


Step III: Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood Circulation for the entire body.


They say that your eyes are mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless................!!

Muhammad Irfan
An interview is an opportunity to put your best foot forward before a prospective employer. In my earlier features, I gave you some sample answers to possible interview questions.
Unfortunately, most candidates do not indulge in any introspection before going for an interview. While it's important to prepare for common questions from the interviewer, here are the top six questions you need to ask yourself before showing up for any interview.

1. What are your skill sets and how do they apply to the job?
Almost 80 per cent of the candidates cannot identify and/ or describe desirable skills.
A typical question is, "What are your three greatest strengths?" Be ready with answers that include an example or brief experience to illuminate your point. Use specific examples to highlight your accomplishments.
Explicit numbers, results and outcomes give a better description of your accomplishments than subjective statements. You could talk about your action-oriented nature helped the company meet a client-imposed deadline in your last job.

2. Are you a problem solver?
Again, 90 per cent candidates cannot answer 'problem' questions.
You should be able to tell the interviewer why they should hire you and what the company will miss out on if they do not hire you. Show your ability to think logically and demonstrate problem-solving capabilities by asking questions and analyzing the information given to you.

3. Have you researched the prospective organization?
Most candidates do not research companies for information and the problems they are facing. You should develop your own tactful suggestions for solutions without appearing to be a 'know-it-all.'
Read trade magazines to learn more about the specific industry. You could also visit the company's website to get first hand information about their products/ services.
Knowledge about the domain and the company shows the interviewer you are interested. It also demonstrates initiative on your part.

4. Would you hire someone like yourself for the job?
A lot of candidates have attitude problems. Most attitude problems come from fear, but show up as defiance.
Hiring managers want candidates who they can train and rely on, not ones with inability to take instructions or feedback.
Be honest to yourself and keep your eyes and ears open. If your friends always complain about your indecisiveness or poor listening skills, now is the time to pay attention and take some corrective action. If unattended, these can become roadblocks in your career.

5. Can you communicate clearly and with conviction?
A lot of candidates give a negative impression by performing poorly during the interview.
Speak up, speak clearly, make eye contact and use facial expressions.
The first impression you make on the interviewer depends primarily on your communication skills. If you can't get the interviewers' attention in first few minutes, they won't really give you a chance to demonstrate your technical know-how or knowledge.
Ask your potential employers for feedback every time you attend an interview.

6. Can you stay from cribbing and complaining?
Most candidates complain about past employers or bring up personal information. Perhaps it was not your intention to complain or reveal information, but you honestly answered the beguiling 'entrapment' question of "Tell me a little bit about yourself."
Caution! Stay focused on the job interview with answers about your experience, education, skills, and success. Be positive and, remember, never say anything bad about a former employer or give unnecessary details about how your last job ended.
Any employer would love to hear about how you took responsibility for your actions and learnt from your mistakes.
If you left your last job under less-than-ideal circumstances, don't lie about it. A background check would reveal the truth anyway. Make sure the interviewer understands what happened to cause you to leave your last job was the exception, not the rule.
An honest introspection is critical to your success in an interview. So, put on your thinking cap and impress yourself before you impress a potential employer.

Muhammad Irfan
How much of a job-hunting expert are you? Read over these 15 myths and misconceptions about job-hunting and see how many of them you believed in and how many you knew were incorrect. Once you know the truths about job-hunting, you should have more job search success and less stress.

Myth 1: Registering at Several Internet Job Boards Will Result in Multiple Job Offers.

One of the most prevalent misconceptions in job-hunting is that job-hunting on the Web is some magic elixir that will result in employers lining up to interview you. While job-hunting on the Web should be one component of a job search for most job-seekers, it should not be viewed as having any higher success rates than applying to help-wanted ads in the newspaper or trade magazines. Only about 5 percent of job-seekers obtain jobs through ads.

Myth 2: Want Ads and Other Job Postings Represent the Majority of Jobs Available.

At the very most -- and some say this number is too high -- only about 15-20 percent of all available jobs are ever publicly advertised in any medium. The vast majority of job openings are part of the "hidden" or "closed" job market. And the higher the position and salary, the less likely the position will be advertised at all. Through networking “How can job-seekers discover these jobs?” Networking is by far the most effective job search tool you can use. Networking is all about building relationships with people who can help you in your job search; it doesn't mean that you need to ask everyone you know if they have a job for you.

Myth 3: Job-Seekers Who Change Jobs often are frowned Upon by Employers.

The notion of "job-hoppers," those job-seekers who had multiple jobs with short stays listed on their resumes, has been disappearing for years. Ever since the great "downsizing" and "rightsizing" of companies during the 1980s and 1990s, employers have recognized that there rarely is any logical progression -- or corporate ladder -- within any one company anymore. To get ahead and gain new skill sets, job-seekers often need to make multiple moves. Avoid really short stints -- under a year -- but otherwise don't be too concerned with moving around. And if you are concerned, focus on your transferable skills with a functional rather than chronological resume.

Myth 4: A Cover Letter is not as important as Other Job-Hunting Materials.

Every time you apply for a job, you should send a cover letter written specifically for the position and company you are applying to. The only exception to this rule is when the employer explicitly states that it does not want a cover letter. A cover letter, also known as a letter of introduction or letter of application, must be an integral part of your job-search strategy. A resume is useless to an employer if s/he doesn't know what kind of job you are seeking. A cover letter tells the employer exactly what job you are seeking -- and how you are uniquely qualified for that position.

Myth 5: A Resume Must Show a Logical Progression of Jobs and Increased Responsibility.

The most important part of a resume is showing that you have the skills, education (or training), and experience that the employer seeks. Most employers will spend less than 20 seconds reviewing your resume, which means you need to focus on the key components of your resume that will result in getting a job interview.

Myth 6: As Long as you’re Sending out Cover Letters and Resumes, You'll get Interviews.

Maybe in the tightest of job markets, or maybe if you are only applying to specific positions for which you are perfectly qualified, will this kind of passive job-search strategy produce any job interviews. Job-seekers must be proactive in your job search. You must follow-up every job lead. Call employers and request an interview. If you are under-qualified for a position or changing careers, request an interview anyway. You may not be qualified for that specific position, but the employer may have other openings (or know of other openings).

Myth 7: Lowering Your Salary Demands Will Make You a More Attractive Job Candidate.

Job-seekers should never lower reasonable salary demands because doing so will just make you appear desperate for the job -- and will likely result in your not getting the job offer. And even if you got the offer and accepted it, you would most likely never be happy in your job or with your employer because you would feel you were cheated out of the salary you deserved. As long as your salary demands are within acceptable range for the job you're seeking as well as the industry and location of the employer, stick to them. And never be the first to bring up salary; let the employer raise the issue.

Myth 8: If You Can’t Schedule Job Interviews between 9 am and 5 pm you’re Out of Luck.

While it's certainly true that a majority of job interviews are conducted during traditional business hours, employers will certainly find time during "off-hours" to interview desirable job-seekers. And it's often better to interview during these times because there are fewer distractions.

Myth 9: The Most Qualified Job-Seekers Get the Best Jobs.

Probably the biggest misconception about interviewing, it is not always the best qualified person who gets the job, but the job-seeker with the best mix of qualifications, interviewing skills, and rapport with his or her interviewer(s). So, don't be too cocky if you feel you are the most qualified person for the job - and don't be too discouraged if you don't feel you exactly match up with the job. If you get a job interview, it's because the employer thinks there is a strong enough match of your skills, education, and experience to do the job -- and at the interview, you need to prove why you are the best person to fill the job.

Myth 10: Headhunters and Executive Recruiters Have Your Best Interests at Heart.

Headhunters and executive recruiters get paid by the companies that hire them to fill their open positions, so where exactly is their loyalty? With their client companies, of course. Recruiters will not market job-seekers to companies; instead, they try to fit job-seekers into well-defined positions with the companies that employ their services.

Myth 11: Changing Careers is nearly impossible.

As the workplace continues to change and evolve, more and more people will change careers in their lifetimes -- and many will change careers multiple times. As long as you have a plan and do your best to stick with it, you should be able to switch careers. That said switching careers is not easy. It takes much effort to switch careers and may involve getting more education (or training), getting experience in the new career field, and focusing on how the skills you currently possess transfer to the new career field.

Myth 12: Job-Seekers Should Not Have to Sell Themselves to Employers.

For better or worse, job-hunting is all about marketing yourself to employers -- which often means using some key selling skills to close the deal and get the job offer. You are the product, and you need to show the employer why you are the best product for the job. In today's job-hunting environment, the most successful job-seekers are those who understand the value of marketing and apply to themselves those principles that companies have used for years to successfully sell their products.

Myth 13: If you’re Over 50, you will have a Hard Time Finding a Job.

The baby boomers (those born between 1946 and 1964) are completely redefining the meaning of age and older works, and thus older workers should theoretically have a lot fewer problems finding new jobs than in the past. The critical issues are whether you have the skills, education, and experience that the employer seeks -- and whether all those are current. You also have to have the proper attitude -- that you are a team player, not a seasoned professional who knows all the answers and is unwilling to change. And, of course, if you are employed in an industry that focuses more on youth, then it may still be harder for you to find a new job.

Myth 14: It Takes One Month of Job Searching for Every $10,000 of Current Salary.

No one seems to know where this calculation comes from – and no one has ever substantiated it. The fact is that every job search is different. And external factors such as the economy and demand for your particular set of skills and experiences will impact your search time.

Myth 15: When Times are Tough, Take the First Job Offer You Get.

In all my years of experience, the one truth is that job-hunting is streaky. You'll have weeks where you interview for positions and you are sure you'll get an offer and no offer ever comes, and then there will be weeks when you get multiple interviews and perhaps multiple offers. Should you take the first job offer that comes along? Only if you are sure that the job and the compensation represent the right career move. If not, a better offer will come along -- and as long as you are not about to lose your house or suffer other financial or emotional consequences, you should hold out for the job offer that best fits the direction you want to move in.

All the Best for Your Search!!!
Muhammad Irfan

1. Throw out nonessential numbers.

(This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.)


2. Keep only cheerful friends.

(The grouches pull you down. Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)

3. Keep learning:

(Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!)

4. Enjoy the simple things


5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

(And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him or her!)

6. The tears happen:

(Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is our self. LIVE while you are alive.)

7. Surround yourself with what you love:

(Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies or whatever. Your home is your refuge.)

8. Cherish your health:

(If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.)


9. Don't take guilt trips.

(Take a trip to the mall, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.)

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

(And if you don't send this to at least four people, who cares? But do share this with someone.)
Muhammad Irfan
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated finds his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

DAD: "Yeah sure, what it is?" (replied the man.)

SON: How much do you make an hour?"

DAD: Why do you ask such a thing?" (The man said angrily.)

SON: just want to know. Please tell me, how much you make an hour?”

DAD: "If you really want to know, I make Rs.100 an hour."

SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"

The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: No daddy, I'm awake,"

DAD: "I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for."

SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled. (The little boy sat straight up, smiling.) Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills (Currency Notes).

The man seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"(The father grumbled.)

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,"

"Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."



Share this story with someone you like....
But even better, share Rs.100 worth of time with someone you love. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us that close To our hearts.

Muhammad Irfan
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute,

Astronomically speaking: it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically: it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorological way: it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

The MBA asks, What does it tell you?

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks,

Practically: "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent"

Muhammad Irfan
A team of young budding Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers discussed and put up a project plan with roles and responsibilities. The manager who was responsible for organizing the resources went out and got a ladder and a tape.

The tape measure was just the ordinary tape of 6 feet.

The lead manager assigned another manager to go on top of the pole and start the measure. They were falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess.


An Engineer came along and saw what they' were trying to do. He walked over pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, gave the measurement to one of the managers and walked away.


After the Engineer went away, one manager turns head to another and laughs.
"Isn't that just like engineer? We're looking for height and he gives the length"

Moral: No matter how good engineer you are, Managers always finds fault in you.
Muhammad Irfan
1. Give people more than they expect and do it carefully.

2. Memorize your favorite poem.

3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4. When you say "I love you", mean it.

5. When you say "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

6. Be engaged at least six month before you get married.

7. Believe in love at first sight.

8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.

9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get heartbeat it's the only way to live life completely.

10. In disagreements, fight fairly.

11. Don't judge people by their relatives.

12. Talk slow but think quickly.

13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask "Why do you want to know?”

14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

15. Call your mom.

16. Say "Bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self, Respect for others, Responsibility for all your actions.

19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

20. When you realized you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

21. Smile when picking the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

22. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, his/her conversational skills will be as important as any other.

23. Spend some time alone.

24. Open your arms for change, but don't let go of your values.

25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

26. Read more books and watch less TV.

27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.

28. Trust in God but lock your car.

29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home?

30. in disagreements with loved ones, deal with current situation. Don't bring up the past.

31. Read between the lines.

32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.

33. be gentle with the earth.

34. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.

35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.

36. Mind your own business.

37. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss them.

38. At least once a year, go someplace you've never been before.

39. If you make a lot of money, put it to help others while you are living. That is the wealth's greatest satisfaction.

40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.

41. Learn the rules and then break some.

42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than the need for each other.

43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order getting it.

44. Remember that you character is your destiny.

45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

46. In love, silence can mean sometimes a bigger love than the one expressed by words; don't despair when your beloved one doesn't say anything; listen with your heart and you'll know that he/she loves you.

47. Never spend an entire day all by yourself, no matter what's your reason.

48. Always try to find the good part of everything; you'll discover that life is much more beautiful than you thought.

49. Follow you heart but never lose your brains.

50. Respect as much as you can form the rules above. You'll never regret it.
Muhammad Irfan
When we were five they (Our Parents) asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up, our answers were things like Astronauts, President and in my case Prince. When we were ten they asked again, we answered Singer, Supper Man or in my case Gold Medalist.

But now when we grown up they want a serious answer, Well how about this “Who the Hell Knows”.

This is not the time to make hard and fast decisions. This is the time to make mistakes. Take a wrong training, stuck some where, fall in love, major in philosophy because there is no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind and change it again because nothing is permanent. So make as many mistakes as you can that’s why some day when they ask about what we want to be,

We won’t have to guess,

We will know.

Muhammad Irfan
RET PAR LIKH K MERA NAM MITAYA NA KARO

RET PAR LIKH K MERA NAM MITAYA NA KARO
ANKHEN SACH BOLTI HAIN PYAR CHUPAYA NA KARO

LOG HAR BAT KA AFSANA BANA LETE HAIN
SAB KO HALAT KI RUDAD SUNAYA NA KARO

YE ZARURI NAHIN HAR SHAKHS MASIHA HI HO
PYAR K ZAKHM AMANAT HAIN DIKHAYA NA KARO

SHAHAR-E-EHSAS MAIN PATTHAR BAHUT HAIN 'MOHSIN'
DIL KO SHISHE KE JHARONKHON MAIN SAJAYA NA KARO
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Muhammad Irfan
AB KE BARAS KUCH AISA KARNA

AB KE BARAS KUCH AISA KARNA
APNEY PICHLAY 12 MAH KE
DUKH SUKH KA ANDAZA KARNA
BISRI YAADEIN TAZA KARNA

SAADAH SA IK KAGAZ LE KAR
BHOOLEY BISREY PAL LIKH LENA
APNEY SAAREY KAL LIKH LENA

SAREY DOST IKHATTEY KARNA
SARI SUBHAIN HAZIR RAKHNA

AUR ELLAWAH IN KE DEKHO
SAREY MOUSAM DEHAAN MEIN RAKHNA
IK IK YAAD GUMAAN MEIN RAKHNA

PHIR MOHTAAT QAYAAS LAGANA
GAR TO KHUSHIAN BARH JATI HAIN
TO PHIR TUM KO MERI TARAF SE
ANEY WALA ~SAAL MUBARAK~

AUR AGAR GHUM BARH JAIN TO
MUT BEKAAR TAKALLUF KARNA
DEKHO PHIR TUM AISA KARNA

“MERI KHUSHIAN TUM LE LENA
MUJH KO APNEY GHUM DE DENA....

ITANII MUDDAT BAAD MILE HO
KIN SOCHOON MEIN GUM RAHATE HO

TEZ HAVAA NE MUJH SE PUUCHHAA
RET PE KYAA LIKHATE RAHATE HO

KAUN SII BAAT HAI TUM MEIN AISII
ITANE ACHCHHE KYOUN LAGATE HO

HAM SE NA PUUCHHO HIJR KE QISSE
APANII KAHO AB TUM KAISE HO
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